It's not just the presents that cost a bloody fortune..
On the twelfth day of Christmas Ocado gave to me..
Twelve baking potatoes
Eleven drawstring bin bags
Ten dishwasher tablets
Nine rolls of loo paper (one a day)
Eight pats of butter
Seven tins of baked beans
Six pints of milk
Five loaves of bread (for the freezer)
Four pots of jam
Three bars of soap
Two bottles of Fairy
And a large box of washing powder (for all the dirty sheets)..